Oh, Jesus Christ

He's playing in "Golf Cart One" again.  How old is this guy, nine?

AFP/Mandel Ngan

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[Worst. President. Ever.]

He'd look really good in Orange Jumpsuit One in Courtroom One at The Hague.

[td]

He looks no different than Dukakis riding in a tank...where is the same snarky derision we heard back then??

[John Singer Sargent]

The whole planet is simply a place for this cretin to play 'bumper cars'.

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[John Singer Sargent]

Oh, BTW -- 'Worst. President. Ever.' ? Absolutely right f'n on.

[MP]

He looks no different than Dukakis riding in a tank...where is the same snarky derision we heard back then??

At least Dukakis didn't make his wife ride on the outside of the tank. WTF is that shit? Please tell me it's P-Shopped.

[Loomis]

He's the worst president we've ever had, has spied on Americans, started an unprovoked war, lied to The People countless times, introduced torture as an element of our foreign policy, attempted to destroy our safety net, and has completely eradicated our standing in the world.

But I think the "Golf Cart One" thing is cute, and I can't really blame him for it.

[quack]

you can almost hear his thoughts:

"RRRRRMMM!! Brr brr brr BRRRRMM!!!"

[draftedin68]

Reading Duhhbya's lips: "Uhhhh-nnn, uhh-nnnn, uhhhhhhh-nnnnn.... errrrrrt"

[yank in london]

Has he got the First Lady strapped in the golf bag? Is she an iron or a wood?

[Culture of Truth]

Hey, you know what happened the last time he let her drive the golf cart....

[Rula Lenska]

Pickles' grin is caused by remembering her last vehicular victim.

[Angry]

A new study from a Yale scholar tries to explain why the image of a tough Hillary Clinton may not resonate with voters. But the findings, which suggest angry men are rewarded in American leadership roles while angry women are penalized, may do more to explain the unlikely rise of George W. Bush.

For the details, see:
"The Secret to Bush's Success? The Angry Man Theory."

[PRESSmUP]

hey...at least he didn't have Barney strapped to the top of the golf cart.

[biggerbox]

Laura's always been slow to call "shotgun!"

Notice W's lips are pursed in concentration. Driving a golf cart must be some of that "hard work" he's always talking about.

[Michael Bérubé]

He looks no different than Dukakis riding in a tank...where is the same snarky derision we heard back then??

Well, I know I blogged about Dukakis riding that tank in 1988. So there.

But I want to know why Dubya wasn't wearing his extra-special made-just-for-him "Commander in Chief" golf sweater and his bestest "Leader of the Free World" golf socks.

[Steve Kelso]

No one could have foreseen the bridge would fall down.

[Patriot1]

Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk...

...thank you.

[Innocent Bystander]

"Now watch me drive..."

....our economy into the crapper.
....your civil liberties into oblivion.
....our international reputation out the window.
....you, insane.

[Deadeye Dick Cheney]

What? No flightsuit?

[pansypoo]

but but but clinton got a BJ.

nobody saw how considerate he was in not demanding hillary give him one.

[Seriously]

This has to be fake. I refuse to believe that our President is the little kid from "The Toy." Will someone please find some evidence tat this has been photoshopped?

[whack]

Wonder what the thoughts of the Marine saluting in the background are? "This is my commander-in-chief? This is the clown sending my buddies off to Iraq to die?"

[Greg]

Now, now, guys. Every minute he's in the golf cart is a minute he's *not* making policy or vetoing bills… The problem is not that Bush has a golf cart to play with, but that Cheney doesn't. Golf carts for Republicans! Let them spend as much time in them as they want!

[sandy]

It's not photoshopped. He actually did a little circular wheely thingy...I saw it with my own eyes. Just like a teenager.

[Phranqlin]

Now, now ... the Leader of the Free World(tm) can't very well drive in "Golf Cart Two," now, can he? Perish the thought!

However, if I were Laura Bush, you better believe I'd have my own freakin' golf cart.

[MapleStreet]

Now Phranglin, you forget that Laura is a person willing to settle for an egomaniacal imbicile like Shrub. After that, settling for the back of a Gold Kart just doesn't seem to be that big of a sacrifice.

[rapier]

President Little Lord Fauntleroy.

And he's afraid of horses.

[Arlinton Acid]

Something tells me that we taxpayers are footing the bill for an entire team of guys who's job is to keep "Golf Cart One" in absolutely perfect condition for Commander Starpilot Bush.

[TC-14]

Lil' Bush (with very puzzled look on his face) to Lil' Tony Blair: "Are you from Narnia?"

[Grace Nearing]

At least Dukakis didn't make his wife ride on the outside of the tank. WTF is that shit? Please tell me it's P-Shopped.

No. Not P-Shopped. To his credit, Karzai offered his seat to Laura, but she subtly shook her head. I guess protocol demands that visiting heads of state get the front seat in the golf cart.

Do European heads of sate use golf carts too when they are hosting dignitaries? Seems goofy.

[fourmorewars]

He looks no different than Dukakis riding in a tank...where is the same snarky derision we heard back then??

Posted by: td | August 06, 2007 at 09:10

How about, Dukakis did ONE silly pr stunt (and if he'd been a Republican, the msm might, just MIGHT, have mentioned he was a fucking veteran who served in Korea, somewhere within 50 paragraphs of their having conniptions over the visual).

Your asshole of a president has surprise-massaged a world leader 'cause, well, 'cause she's a gurl!, posed like an idiot with a guitar while we were losing a major city for the first time in our history, showed a video of himself looking for wmd under his desk while his soldiers were being maimed and killed, etc.

All of which is more or less window dressing to this: Dukakis, that stiff, over-cerebral nerdy policy wonk...let's all close our eyes for a second, and let the image welter up: picture Michael Dukakis, President of the United States, on vacation, being handed a presidential daily brief entitled 'Bin Laden determined to strike in the U.S.'

Watch him, in your mind's eye. Watch him read. Watch him hand it to his top advisors. Watch him moving his lips as he appears to be interacting with them. Watch as he leans down and picks up a thick folder of papers and leafs through it. Watch him maybe pick up the telephone, maybe to call his Secretary of Defense, or State, or somebody.

I mean, I almost want to call him and have him act this out, don't you? THIS is the reason for the post, you fucking retarded asshole. YOUR PRESIDENT IS SO BEYOND A FUCKING FAILURE IT'S HISTORIC. NO, IT'S NOT HISTORIC, IT'S FUCKING EPOCHAL.

You pictured Dukakis along with us, didn't you? You couldn't help it. You keep shaking your head, but the image won't go away, will it? The dufus in the Army helmet is preventing 9/11, right there in front of your eyes.

I wouldn't go so far as that piece of shit Jerry Falwell, and wag my finger in your face and say, 'You caused this.'

But if I did, I'd be a hell of a lot closer to right than he was, now, wouldn't I?

[BIGS]

Good thing Laura isn't driving, she would most likely kill someone just like when she murdered her highschool sweety when she intentionly blew a stop sign and t-boned him just after he broke up with her. Yuppers this whole Bush family is a bunch of real sick fucks!!!!!!!!