Your President Speaks!

Today, at the White House, during his presser.

There Is Some Unsettling Times

There is no question that there is some unsettling times in the housing market, and credits associated with the housing market.

The Development Of Know-How

We're also talking to different finance ministers about how we can send a message to the Iranian government that the free world is not going to tolerate the development of know-how in how to build a weapon, or at least gain the ability to make a weapon.

What President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran Is

He's a person that is, you know -- constantly talks about the use of force to -- on Israel, for example, and Israel is our very firm and strong ally.

The Global War On Plurals Continues

There are two types of reconciliation, David. One is that reconciliation, that very visible reconciliation that happens through the passage of law. In other words, it's reconciliation that shows the Iraqi people that people from different backgrounds can get along and, at the same time, that government can function. Clearly there needs to be work there. In other words, there needs to be the passage of law.

Saddam Hussein, Former Ruler Of South Africa

Well, Mandela is dead, because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas

Other Words No Clearer Than Those They Replace

In other words, whether it be the exportation of information and/or materials is an important part -- it doesn't matter to us whether they do -- in terms of the six-party talks, because they're both equally important, I guess is the best way to say it. In other words, we want -- it does matter -- let me rephrase that -- it matters whether they are, but the concept of proliferation is equally important as getting rid of programs and weapons.

In More Than One Occasion

And that's why I went in front of the Congress, in more than one occasion, talking about how to reform Social Security so that young people who are working aren't paying payroll taxes into a system that's going broke.

There Is Going To Be Some Crucial Votes

We've got four trade agreements that we've negotiated that we want to get passed, and there's going to be some crucial votes coming up here pretty soon in the Congress.

Those Dastardly Kids!

You know, our strategy in dealing with these extremists who still want to attack us is on the one hand, chase them and find them and bring them to justice; and on the other hand, help change the conditions that caused 19 kids to get on airplanes and come and kill nearly 3,000 citizens on our soil.

Disses Condi

I remind people that, like when I'm with Condi I say, she's the Ph.D. and I'm the C-student, and just look at who's the President and who's the advisor.

The Program Was Find

The program was find poor children and help them with health insurance.

The Objective Goals

So the goals of helping Iraqis provide their own security remain the same and the goals are important toward achieving our objective, and our objective is important for the security of the country.

What He Knows We Got

And that's why I'm -- one, I believe we can succeed, and two, I know we got to succeed -- and therefore, have listened carefully to our commanders and our diplomats as to whether or not they think we can succeed, and if so, what do they need to do it.

Not More Leaders

And I was disappointed that not more leaders in the Democrat Party spoke out strongly against that kind of ad.

Comments

[Sparkle Plenty]

Whenever I read these kinds of quotes I picture Chris Cooper as Dickie Pilger in Silver City and laugh my fuckin' head off.

[anonymouse69]

"I remind people that, like when I'm with Condi I say, she's the Ph.D. and I'm the C-student, and just look at who's the President and who's the advisor."

It wasn't funny the first time, and only reminds people of how pitifully and pathetically unfit the Shrub is for the office of pResident.

[Hoppy]

What it should remind people of is the now indisputable fact that it takes intelligence and ability, as well as morality to be an effective president. And, that should remind people that you just can't find those qualities in the Repub party.

[caliph garrett]

just look at who's the President

Hey, you managed to make Dick Cheney crack a smile...dumbass.

[BushusEruptus]

And I see President Numbnuts is back to the 'Democrat' party. Asshole.

[MapleStreet]

Any possibility that Shrub will amend his statement to :

Condis the PhD and I'm the C student - maybe that's why I can't conjugate a verb!

[Nora]

And again with the 19 "kids". Every time he uses that construction, I wince. This is done as deliberately as the "C student" wheeze, and while that little "joke" is meant to show what a hotshot he is compared to everybody else, I'm still deeply disturbed at what the reasons for his referring to the hijackers as "kids" might be.

[Eric]

"Well, Mandela is dead, because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas."
Actually Mandela is very much alive, never lived under Saddam Hussein's rule, and is the only Mandela of note next to his former wife Winnie (who also never lived under Saddam's rule); she is also very much alive and well in South Africa.