We're Not A Hate Site, You Filthy Bitch

The Freepi don't take kindly to being written about:

A face that only a nanny stater could love. I can see a burkha being a plus for her and the people that may come in contact with her. LOL!

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Dear Allison,
Fvck off you commie bitch.

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HOLY COW! I hope that is a really bad picture. That’s a face only a lesbian could love.

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She’s a handsome woman.

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Allison, you stupid, little Nazi witch, no one cares what you find offensive. Your parents would like you to stay out of their liquor cabinet though. And stop hitting your little brother!

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There’s nothing wrong with Allison Hantschel’s attitude that her first orgasm won’t fix.

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She looks like she took a mortar round in the face.

Repeatedly.

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I’d rather make love to my ex-wife than THAT!

A face to sink a thousand ships.

The column they're referring to is here. I whored it out a couple of weeks ago, but because I don't sit around Googling myself (despite what Ntodd says), I didn't see their responses until I went looking for the Gore crazy yesterday.

This conversation followed:

Me: Honey, am I pretty?

Mr. A: The hell?

Me: The Freepi don't think I'm pretty.

Mr. A: The Freepi think George Bush is the best president ever. They think Ann Coulter is hot.

Me: Good point. Want to order Thai?

Mr. A: Sure.

A.

Comments

[mdhatter]

Feel the love

oh wait.

That warmth isn't love, and that light isn't truth.

So, um... feel the cross burning on your lawn.

[The Kenosha Kid]

Congratulations! You made the Enemies List!

[lb0313]

Smart man, that Mr A

And good taste too

[Nora]

In classic Freeper fashion, when they can't attack the arguments, they attack the person making the arguments.

I remember learning about this particular logical fallacy when I was in high school. Guess these guys haven't progressed to that level yet.

[spork_incident]

Wear their hate with pride, A.

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[dirk gently]

shoot.

no one ever attacks me. what am i doing wrong?

[pansypoo]

yes, wear the hate with pride.

have they actually seen what k-lo looks like? and they will mention that crazee m&m, coulter and the other blondes.
but we took arriana away.

[VictoriaB]

What spork said. And I think you're beautiful.

Peace, V.

[Dorothy]

Two points:

1) At what point did "pretty" = "right"? Better yet, at what point did pretty and right ever have anything to do with each other?

2) At what point did "looking pretty for the Freepers" become part of any job description you've ever responded to?

I think the best response is "Hey, misogynistic sociopaths, it doesn't matter whom or what you deem 'pretty'. You are still willfully ignorant, dangerously hateful, reality-challenged, authoritarian assholes: you have fewer manners than a rabid hyena on crystal meth, and your political opinions and philosophical positions hold less merit than those of an uneducated banana slug.

I consider it an honor and a privilege to be on your shit list."

[Roundhead]

Lefty girls are hot, inside and out.

Righty girls may be hot on the outside, but their internal ugliness overrides it.

[dangerblond]

A,

When you came to the Geek Dinner here in March, several of the guys and at least one of the women present later said that you are very attractive and they would totally do you. So there.

[virgotex]

Consulting the Official Field Guide to the North American Freepi (Repukeia freepii,var.gross distendia), I confirm the standard field markings: simultaneous displays of sexism, homophobia, xenophobia,passive aggression, insecurity, hypersensitivity re penile size with concurrent gender aggrandizement. Above concurrent with emission(s) of foul odor(s), lack of control of flatulence and respirated saliva, poor dental health and vision problems possibly related.to low light conditions in subterranean dens adjacent to household chemical storage areas. All of above only occuring on days ending in "y"

[Interrobang]

Being "pretty" in the Freepers' eyes is overrated anyway. Besides which, and completely tangentially, it wouldn't matter what you looked like; to them, if you're left of Atilla the Hun, you're automatically ugly.

Personally, I don't care what you look like, but I do care that you're a damn good writer.

Your being a good writer is the important bit in the grand scheme of things, don't you think?

[Hecate Demetersdatter, Runnymead Conspirator]

Babe,

You are flat out gorgeous and you can write like nobody's business. I'd switch teams for you. Fuck them.

[Bill]

Most of these Freepers are probably faggots anyway. That's why they're so catty.

Just tell them to go to the nearest public men's room and "blow off some steam," already. (And to think everyone wondered where Limbaugh was coming from when he made that comment about Abu Grahib! I'm sure Larry Craig got it.)

[Dee Loralei]

Well A, the Freepis hate you, so you've got that going for you. <--in best Bill Murray voice. Congrats LOL.

[racymind]

because I don't sit around Googling myself (despite what Ntodd says),

Ya know, just 10 years ago, Googling yourself wasn't allowed in public

[joejoejoe]

Dear Freepi, keep reading! You're supporting freedom of the speech, just like A is doing when she reads Free Republic. If I Google 'Allison Hantschel' the number #1 hit is the Daily Southtown column on the Freepi. #2 is the Daily Southtown column about Jena, LA. Lessons learned: Allison H. writes a popular, thought-provoking column. Suggestion: Run that sucker twice a week.

Sincerely,
joejoejoe

PS - Stop confusing Zawahiri and Zarqawi in your posts. You look like stupid humps.

[Athenae]

Dorothy, seriously, I think it's hilarious. I was being totally sarcastic, because it amuses Mr. A when I act like a girl. "Honey, does my ass look fat in this?" "Shut up and eat your cheesecake." That's how it goes in the house.

I just love how they're like "We're not hateful! You fucking suck! Die in a fire!"

A.

[Dorothy]

Oh, A, I could tell you weren't taking it seriously. I'm just constantly annoyed at the the second-graditis that infects our body politic. Though I do find it both amusing and telling that the only response they could come up with was basically "Oh, yeah? So's your face!"

[pansypoo]

and again. they are NOT a hate group.

right.

[The Other Sarah]

Though I've never had the privilege of seeing Athenae in person, I've seen Coulter on TV.
Ugly is as ugly does.
I vote Athenae the nighest to Aphrodite among mortals.

[virgotex]

Consulting the Official Field Guide to the North American Freepi (Repukeia freepii,var.gross distendia), I confirm the standard field markings: simultaneous displays of sexism, homophobia, xenophobia,passive aggression, insecurity, hypersensitivity re penile size with concurrent gender aggrandizement. Above concurrent with emission(s) of foul odor(s), lack of control of flatulence and respirated saliva, poor dental health and vision problems possibly related.to low light conditions in subterranean dens adjacent to household chemical storage areas. All of above only occuring on days ending in "y"

[watertiger]

Oh, please, darls.

K-Lo serves as their Marianne.

And, as Nora pointed out, ad hominem attacks are par for the course with the knuckle-draggers when they feel threatened.

[Molly Ivors]

What a bunch of pitiful fuckers.

You, of course, are a goddess, as your name implies.

[BuggyQ]

Seriously, I think in order to be a freeper, or a right-wing radio personality, or a right-wing talking head or...well, a right-wing anything, you have to have had an irony-botomy.

The thought of *any* of these...ahem...human beings criticizing the appearance of anybody on the planet. Day-am!

So, gentlemen, will you be going as Pot for Halloween, or Kettle?

[aimai]

So that's it, then? the entire right wing intellectual debate can be reduced to "liberal ideas make women look fat?" That explains a lot about NRO, too.

aimai

[Aaaargh]

What do you expect from a party that as a group prefers little boys?