The primary reason our womenfolk are at war with the looming spectre of the nanny state is because you can't buy Jimmy Choos in a socialist paradise.
The only sensible footwear you'll find in a right-wing woman's closet are the Nike cross-trainers that go with her gym membership.
Everything else has a three-inch heel. Minimum.
Left-wing drabs recycle. Right-wing women shop -- and the government measures how much they shop every month to find out whether we're still in a recession. Basically, the world economy depends on right-wing women buying shoes.
You never hear a right-wing woman break out statistics pointing out that only 25% of elected offices in Canada are held by women, and then whining about it.
No. A right-wing woman wants to get elected, she runs for office.
If she wins, great. If she loses ... well, there's always more shoe shopping.
It's like Carrie Bradshaw and Cal Thomas had a stupid, stupid baby.
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There's so much to work with here, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
This is not a target worthy of your time or attention. Let's just move on.
Posted by: Michael | October 29, 2009 at 19:45
Damn,
They have never met my friend E, a lefty liberal feminist, so well-known to the salespeople at Jimmy Choos that they, I am not making this up, open champagne when she walks into the store. I've been there and seen it.
Posted by: Hecate Demetersdatter, Runnymead Conspirator | October 29, 2009 at 20:20
Well, in all fairness, right wing women really are that shallow. They are, after-all, right wingers. When was the last time you met a right-winger that wasn't a shallow asshole more concerned with money and things than actual people?
It happens, but it is rare.
Posted by: soullite | October 29, 2009 at 20:24
let them have their cruel shoes.
Posted by: pansypoo | October 29, 2009 at 20:48
Best. Post. Title. Ever.
Posted by: Adrastos | October 29, 2009 at 22:32
Has he missed the wingnut ladies in the denim jumpers?
Posted by: Catherine F. | October 30, 2009 at 03:25
Almost all the right-wing women of the type he describes are wealthy, so they wouldn't be caught dead in denim jumpers. The poor rural ones who are right-wing because the only people left in rural Canada at this point are the ones whose parents were too stupid to leave don't exist in his world.
Posted by: Interrobang | October 30, 2009 at 06:42
I shit more intelligent columns that Cal Thomas writes.
Posted by: Sandman | October 30, 2009 at 11:09
I love the Bradshaw line. This really is recycled Palin-fawning, isn't it? 'Our women are prettier than yours, and defer to men'? Plus there's the usual bashing on tofu , etc. in his fantasty pitch of a "right-wing hottie" happily cooking steroid-laced steak for her manly man. (I'm guessing, though, when she's in the kitchen, she's not wearing her Jimmy Choos, she's barefoot.) It's painful when movement conservatives attempt humor, let alone wit.
Posted by: Batocchio | October 30, 2009 at 11:42