Good morning, everyone - you know, Freepers and fail go together like porta-potties and pumping stations. I've lined up some drums of toxic Freeper waste that have "Fail" stamped all over them, so let's suit up and pry them open, shall we?
Let's see - the first one's marked "Sooper-sekrit Mooslim Fail"....
Grayson says "...Republicans will try to ban bacon."
WDBO Radio ^ | October 9, 2009
Posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 10:38:59 AM by GoldStandard
This is Alan Grayson discussing health care on the floor of the House on 10/8/09.
Alan Grayson: "If the President has a BLT tomorrow, the Republicans will try to ban bacon." He sends a message to Democrats: No one elected Olympia Snowe President of the United States. And he sends a message to Republicans: No one cares about your feelings.
To: GoldStandardSeriously — has anyone ever seen Hussein eating bacon?6 posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 10:40:32 AM by BenLurkin (Brave amateurs....they do their part.)To: GoldStandardOur muslim president can’t eat pork..."Alan Grayson: "If the President has a BLT tomorrow, the Republicans will try to ban bacon." He sends a message to Democrats: No one elected Olympia Snowe President of the United States. And he sends a message to Republicans: No one cares about your feelings."
REPUBLICANS WOULD NEVER BAN BACON....BESIDES, A MUZZIE LIKE OBAMA WOULD NEVER EAT BACON....PING!!!!
Has anyone ever seen Dear Leader eating pork?
Hmmmmm.18 posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 10:44:16 AM by NaughtiusMaximus (Hey, O'Riley! I'd rather be a CRACKER than a CASPAR.)To: GoldStandardSorry, but the President would NEVER eat a BLT sandwich.
Because MOSLEMS DON’T EAT BACON.26 posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 10:50:23 AM by Islam=Murder (Hitler hated his Jewish side, Omoslem hates his white side.)To: GoldStandardIf the President has a BLT tomorrow...
Nothing like starting with a ridiculous premise, bacon isn't halal...
Give me a break, B. Hussein ZerO will not eat bacon.Of course a Dhimmicrat is worried about a threat to pork.
37 posted on Friday, October 09, 2009 11:30:00 AM by Slings and Arrows
One of their favourite memes, this is.
Here are the results of a 0.14 second Google search :From the menu for the White House Secret Service Barbecue, Friday, October 9, 2009:Task Force Tomato Salad
Heirloom tomatoes from the Kitchen Garden, with microgreens and Bee Hive Honey Lemon Vinaigrette
The Beast
Quarter-pound hamburgers with bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, jalapeno on toasted whole wheat bun, Secret Sauce.
Lots more fail after the jump, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..
What's in the next drum of concentrated fail? Oh yes - Freeping polls just ain't what it used to be :
Poll: What do you think of Rep. Joe Wilson's decision to shout out 'You lie!'
Newsvine ^ | 09SEP09
Posted on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 11:45:27 PM by WayneM
What do you think of Rep. Joe Wilson's decision to shout out 'You lie!' during the president's speech?
A. It was completely inappropriate. There's never an excuse for bad manners.
B. It revealed the frustration of House Republicans who feel powerless.
C. He was completely within his rights.
Tote that barge, lift that bale, freep that poll, and claim your fail!
73.6%It was completely inappropriate. There's never an excuse for bad manners.46,229 votes9.5%It revealed the frustration of House Republicans who feel powerless.5,995 votes16.9%He was completely within his rights.10,623 votes
Oops - punked by none other than Rich Lowry? That's a megafail !
Ex-Husband of ACORN Worker Unaware of Claims He or Other Ex-Husbands Had Been Killed
ABC News (via The National Review) ^ | 9/16/2009 | Rich Lowry
Posted on Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:53:36 PM by fours
When I saw the new ACORN video from CA I thought, why haven't they locked this woman up yet if she's admitting to murder on camera? As I'd suspected, she was just riffing, either to impress the interviewers or just because she's a zany kind of gal.Like her ex-husband said, "She's definitely got problems and goes off the wall sometimes."
1 posted on Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:53:36 PM by fours
To: foursSo ABC finally does some investigation, but only for the purpose of discrediting Beck and perhaps propping up this dizzy nutbars “I was just kidding with them” story! Now ain’t THAT a shock!
4 posted on Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:57:42 PM by Oldpuppymax
To: CPT ClayShe was probably embarrassed at her “cred” compared to this couple that wanted to set up a child prostitution ring,
and had to “one up” them.
(AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
To: SandyInSeattleshe appears to be a whacko but street smart. She obviously picked up on the vibes the film makers were sending out and decided to play the game back out at them.
A Liar? no more than the film makers were liars to her.
I dispise these ACORN A-holes, but she was playing the same game and you can’t hold that against her.
Ya think???
To: OB1kNObShe be hidin’ some husbands.
19 posted on Wednesday, September 16, 2009 2:11:25 PM by muawiyah
We'll just take the squeals of outrage in threads previous to this next one over the uppity nigras raping that poor delicate flower of Southern Womanhood as read, shall we?
If you're not squeamish - http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2340286/posts#comment
Nassau DA: Hofstra Student Made Up Gang Rape Story
WCBSTV ^ | September 17, 2009 | Staff
Posted on Thursday, September 17, 2009 8:36:11 AM by Bubba_Leroy
Charges Dropped Against 4 Men Under Arrest; Search For 5th Called Off; DA, Hempstead School Release Statements
The student who alleged she was gang raped by five men inside a Hofstra University dormitory bathroom on Sunday has admitted to making the entire story up, the Nassau County District Attorney's office confirmed on Wednesday night.
Charges against the four men arrested have since been dropped.
Nassau County DA Kathleen Rice issued the following statement on Wednesday evening:
Moments ago my office moved to dismiss all charges against four men accused of committing a sexual assault on the campus of Hofstra University.
Late this evening, during the continuation of the Nassau County Police Department's investigation of the allegation, and under questioning by my office's chief trial attorney and chief sex crimes prosecutor, the alleged victim of the sexual assault admitted that the encounter that took place early Sunday morning was consensual.
Following the interview, my office moved quickly to appear before a night court judge to dismiss all charges and request that the judge order the individuals' immediate release.
Nassau County Judge Robert Bruno dismissed the charges and ordered their release. I have launched an immediate criminal investigation into the statements and reports given by the woman in connection with this incident. Further details regarding this investigation will be released at a later time.
The four men, Hofstra student Rondell Bedward, 21, Stalin Felipe, 19, and Jesus L. Ortiz, 19, all of the Bronx; and Kevin R. Taveras, 20, of Brentwood, had been charged with five counts of first-degree rape.
They told CBS 2 HD's Kathryn Brown on Wednesday night they were happy to be released after spending three nights in jail, but did not offer opinions on the accuser. They said they did not know the accuser and had no idea why she would make up such accusations.
Felipe said he's just relieved the entire ordeal is over.
"I'm actually very happy that the truth finally came out," Felipe said. "I'm blessed. My family is here right now to pick us up and I'd just like to thank everybody for your support out there. The truth is finally out.
"I prayed to God on the inside that everything would work out. I actually thought everything was going to go down bad. It feels so horrible when you are innocent and then you are going down like you are guilty.
When asked if he had any reaction to the fact that the woman lied about the incident, Felipe took the high road.
"Basically I have no hard feelings toward her. I don't know why she did it. I don't know her so I don't want to say anything bad about her," Felipe said. "I grew up in an all-women household. I have sisters. All my women are aunts. I respect women. I would never disrespect women, so being accused of that hurt me and my brother, you know? I'm just happy that everything is finally out in the open and we get to go home."
As of late Wednesday night, the district attorney had not decided whether to press charges against the woman. A press conference will be held Thursday morning.
Police on Long Island had been searching for a fifth man said to be involved in the rape, but that has also been called off.
The shocking announcement undoubtedly will ease tensions at Hofstra, where students told CBS 2 HD on Wednesday they were somewhat fearful and had taken notice of heightened security measures enacted by the school.
Hofstra Vice President of University Relations Melissa Connolly released the following statement:
To the Members of the Hofstra Community:
We have been notified by the Nassau County District Attorney's Office that the young woman involved in the alleged rape incident has recanted her claims against the five young men.
This week has been a very difficult one for our entire community, and we will need time to heal and understand the events of the last few days. As additional information becomes available we will post it on the University home page.
To: ecomconEveryone is assuming that the guy took part in a gang bang on the woman. Yet, the only real data we have is that the woman is a self admitted liar. So maybe the guy is telling the truth and *he doesn't even know her*, didn't participate in the gang-bang, never saw her before and just was picked up as "the guy two doors down" or whatever.There isn't enough information to say for sure, and given that she lied about the rape why is everyone assuming her new story is true?
Well, let's open up one more fail-tainer, shall we?
Oh look - Swastikas = communists. Stop laughing.
LC Resident Angers Many With Treatment Of U.S. Flag - News Story - KFOX El Paso
KFOX TV - El Paso - Las Cruces ^ | Posted: 5:21 pm MDT September 8, 2009 Updated: 8:38 pm MDT September 8, 2009 | Phil Anaya-KFOX News Reporter
Posted on Thursday, September 10, 2009 3:31:34 AM by thecodont
LAS CRUCES, N.M. -- Many Las Cruces residents are angry and feel disrespected after an East Mesa man has been flying a U.S. flag upside down underneath a flag with a swastika on it. The man responsible for flying the flags said it's not meant to disrespect anyone, but rather make a statement.
Army National Guard Specialist Anthony Del Bozque said he had to go back and take a closer look at what he was looking at when driving by on Highway 70.
“I wanted to go take it down, I wanted to go knock on his door and find out why,” said Del Bozque.
The man responsible for the flags said the answer is simple.
“It represents communism, the politicians don't care about the American people and it's the same way Adolf Hitler got started,” said Ken Triplett of the East Mesa.
Del Bozque said no matter what Triplett’s political views are, he is being disrespectful.
“It's understandable the way that he feels about it, but it's still really disrespectful in my opinion to veterans, or anyone that's currently serving, that he would fly any flag above the United States flag," said Del Bozque.
“It doesn't disgrace the veterans, it doesn't disgrace my flag, or nothing,” said Triplett. “It just says the American people need to wake up and understand that communism is going to be taking over.”
Found the news story via twitterfall.com.
1 posted on Thursday, September 10, 2009 3:31:35 AM by thecodont
To: thecodontIf I follow this guy’s logic - America has gone so far toward Marxism that this guy now views the flag as representative of communism?
And I thought I was far right.
2 posted on Thursday, September 10, 2009 3:52:58 AM by WorkerbeeCitizen (The only time I want a Republican reaching across the aisle is to smack a liberal.)
To: thecodont; Allhttp://www.lcsun-news.com/las_cruces-news/ci_13304848
‘”I have nothing against this country. I’m not racist or communist,” said Triplett, who said that he served in the Army from 2003-2006 as a Special Forces sergeant and that he planned to leave the country and give up his citizenship. While he said he “loves” the flag, he also spoke favorably of Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh, saying the government “should have given him a Congressional Medal of Honor. In my opinion, he didnÍt do enough.”’
Yeah, thats gonna ‘help’ the cause. I swear, some times.
"The Cause".
The last time those words were used, it resulted in a truly epic fail. Frankly, the only difference between the way McVeigh talked and the way Freepers talk, is that his teabags were filled with fertilizer.
Actually, not so great a difference, now that you think about it...
My thanks to failblog.com for the images, and Freepers for the fail.
See you guys next Monday!
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Or if Muslim, why did he invite the cop and professor to his home for a beer ?
Posted by: MapleStreet | October 19, 2009 at 11:50
My iso suit must have leaked. That almost made sense (twice, if you count the tag line).
--Kibitzer
Posted by: Kibitzer 2006 | October 20, 2009 at 01:52