Good morning, all! Well, it's Monday, and you know what that means - it's time to get those ISO suits on and spin that biohazard-marked airlock door lock. It's time for more Freudian slips from the unchecked id of the "conservative" fringe.
Let me take you back in time a bit:
Carrie Prejean to Values Voter Summit: 'God Chose Me' With the Gay-Marriage Question
LATimes ^ | September 19, 2009
Posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 3:06:15 PM by Steelfish
Carrie Prejean to Values Voter Summit: 'God Chose Me' With the Gay-Marriage Question
September 18, 2009
It’s easy to make fun of beauty queens -- their plastic smiles, their bottle-blond tresses, their dreams for world peace. But Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California whose declaration that marriage should be between a man and woman earned her the vilification of some in the gay rights community, provided an unanticipated emotional highlight at a conference of Christian conservatives in Washington today.
In a heartfelt talk that moved some in the crowd to tears, Prejean recounted for the 1,700 activists gathered for the Family Research Council’s Values Voter Summit in Washington how distressing it was to go from shoo-in for Miss USA to not only losing, but being reviled and mocked for the answer on gay marriage she gave to pageant judge Perez Hilton, the celebrity gossip blogger.
“I knew as soon as I didn’t give the PC answer, I knew there was no way I would become Miss USA,” said Prejean, 22.
She had gone into the pageant in April believing herself to be the front-runner, and had spent months preparing: she had makeup coaches, walking coaches, accent modification coaches. For the question-and-answer portion of the pageant, she felt more than prepared because she had studied 500 questions. But then came Hilton’s question.
“Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize gay marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?”
“I saw all my prep fly by me,” said Prejean.
Woo Hoo! The Freeperati are feeling that tingle going up their collective leg fer sure!
She's a bimbo, trophy wife candidate, self-abuse material, and "values voter" all wrapped up in one neat plastic package - what's not to love?
To: SteelfishShe’s a class act. And if you look at the answer she gave that pervert, it was not even disrespectful, since she said something to the effect that she thought that marriage should be between a man and a woman but that other were entitled to think differently.
So she really didn’t say “I’m right and you’re wrong,” the way that perve and his media supporters did.
5 posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 3:43:58 PM by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
To: pyx
I crrrrrrringed when she talked about “respect” and “honor” of the promiscuous, disease ridden, deviant homosexual lifestyle. The sodomites hate you as it is Ms. Prejean, go ahead and call it like it is.
11 posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 4:19:53 PM by aSeattleConservative
To: Friendofgeorge
Who are you to criticize another man’s servant? The most beautiful thing about Miss Prejean is her character. In an instant, doing what was right was more important to her than fulfilling her personal ambition, that she had worked so hard to get. She is a wonderful example to us all. She loves God more than her own life. The pageant was unworthy of her.
12 posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 4:44:51 PM by Judges Gone Wild (Who is this uncircumcised, to oppose the armies of The Living God?)
What could possibly be worthy of her, then?
I've got it! The "Values Summit(tm)" !
Carrie Prejean At Values Summit
http://www.thehopeforamerica.com ^ | September 19, 2009 | Carrie Prejean
Posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 7:36:48 AM by newfreep
Short video that brought tears of pride early this morning....
Or pants-wetting laughter...
To: newfreepSuch a beauty and such a stirring speech. It’s sad to contemplate that those who seek to destroy goodness are behind every rock and in charge of every body of government.
I really believe that it’s going to take more than a political purge if we are to survive.3 posted on Saturday, September 19, 2009 8:04:20 AM by bitterohiogunclinger (America held hostage - day 163)
That's right - it's gonna take a political purge, family values and breast implants! What an unbeatable combination!
To: newfreep
Oh, if you liked that one, you're just absolutely gonna love the next one.
Prejean Sex Tape Triggers Settlement
TMZ.com ^ | 11/04/09 | Staff
Posted on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:04:09 PM by OldDeckHand
Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials -- that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.
The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let's just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.
We're told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist -- a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.
(Excerpt) Read more at tmz.com ...
The moral of this story is that Hollywood homos will do anything to win.
1 posted on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:04:10 PM by OldDeckHand
Including, apparently, make you masturbate with a vibrator and film it. Sneaky little homos - Damn you, Perez Hilton - damn you to Hell !!
To: GSWarrior
To: OldDeckHandThe New Testament says you should not sue, but rather to forgive the offense against you and you will be repaid.
Maybe God was testing how devout of a Christian she is.
8 posted on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:11:00 PM by Finalapproach29er (Obama will sink as fast as he rose. Idolatry will not succeed. Be patient, folks...)
To: OldDeckHandUnless the tape involves her and a farm animal or worse a liberal, I still like her.
10 posted on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:11:38 PM by DogBarkTree (Support Sarah. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/sarahpalin?ref=nf)
Um - some doors are better left unopened. I think that DogBarkTree's bedroom door is one of them.
To: OldDeckHandTo me this sounds an awful lot like extortion....ya know, what they arrested the guy for in the Letterman case.....
13 posted on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:12:38 PM by JoeDetweiler
Yes, except that she was the one attempting the extortion, with her "Hi, all the religio-nutcases on the fringe right show up when I give a speech, and they all vote, and the half of them that don't make less than $30K a year are lawyers, and half of them said they'd represent me Pro Boner, and you wouldn't like me making a legal stink all over your squeaky-clean State Pageant, now would you? Oh, and I keep the implants along with your multi-million-dollar "make-it-go-away" check. That's my offer."
And then Alan Shore stands up.
"Miss Prejean. If you will direct your attention to the laptop on the table, I'd like to submit our counter-offer.
Let me just start this video... As you can see, this footage was taken in your bedroom. Possibly from the top of your vanity table? In any case, a superior picture and (dare I say?) superlative sound. It's muted for now, but perhaps we could turn it up a bit later? Ah - now we're getting started. The lighting really is quite good. I am, however, having a bit of trouble determining the composition of your......little friend. Is that metal, or is it a textured thermoplastic made shiny by the slickness of your........what? You want to drop the countersuits? How utterly magnanimous of you! I think I can speak for every man here, and at least half of the women - and say that this gesture arouses something deep inside us.
And by the way - I'm straight."
To: OldDeckHand
Well, in all fairness, I don't think anyone would be all that interested in a masturbation sex-tape from someone who calls himself "Code Toad".
Just sayin.
More Marauding Moralizing Masturbating Morons after the jump! Be There!
I'm sure the Freepers will now just quietly pretend that there never was a Carrie Prejean, and if there was, they'd never have proclaimed what a Christian example against the perverse she represen...........huh?
You gotta be shittin' me!!
It's the left's fault Prejean diddled herself!!!!
The Real Issue in the Carrie Prejean Fiasco (It's not about her; it's the Left's demonization)
NewsRealBlog.com ^ | November 12, 2009 | Ben Johnson
Posted on Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:44:11 PM by FrontPageMag.com
Some readers have asked if -- with the release of topless photos and now a solo sex tape -- conservatives, or Christians, or conservative Christians, should consider former Miss California Carrie Prejean a role model. The question strikes me as off-base, a hybrid of the cult of hero worship and the 24/7 media's information overload.
The underlying issue in the Prejean case is not -- or at least, it has never been for me -- one of the pageant (near-)winner’s character or admirability. It's a simple matter of the Left's aggressive politicization of every aspect of life, including beauty pageants and football.
(Excerpt) Read more at newsrealblog.com ...
This should be priceless.
To: FrontPageMag.comMy beef with her is her breast implants. In my mind it is akin to lying.I don't like being lied to.
If God gave her itty bitty skeeter bites, then that's good enough for me.
I cannot express to you the relief that has surged through all womankind at the mention of your courageous stand, and your membership in the IBTC has now been renewed.
Faggot.
To: FrontPageMag.comCarrie Prejean was thrust into the spotlight because she answered some twirp’s question about gay marriage in the same light that Barack Obama would have. But the mysogyny of the gay twirp who asked her suddenly overflowed.
And if there's one thing Prejean knows about, it's overflowing.
Ms. Prejean may have taken some topless photos and I generally disapprove of girl’s touching themselves on camera and sending it to a boyfriend
..which will never happen to me in this life or the next......
for all the right reasons and one of the reasons is that boyfriends sometime break up with you or sell you out.
Much like my boyfriend did.
If Carrie Prejean was spouting pro-abortion and pro-Obama nonsense then the focus would be on how “intolerant” this country is and how “disloyal” her boyfriend’s act of betrayal was. Since she’s a traditional conservative, the attack dogs are coming after her.
But as long as nobody has a tape of her and the attack dogs, she has a chance at redemption.
And Carrie Prejean is proof that sometimes good girls do naughty things. It doesn’t change the nature of who Carrie Prejean is trying to become and that is a follower of Christ.
And a flogger of the flower. a soaker of the whisker biscuit, a tickler of the taco, a menage a' Moi , a reader of the map of Tasmania, a checker of the status of the I/O post, a driver of Miss Daisy, and a hider of the hotdog. Also.
Her eternal moment of truth may indeed have been when that degenerate asked her a loaded question and she was faced with the opportunity to take sides in Eternity. She choose Life and Christ and turned away from the emptiness of diseased celebrity.
3 posted on Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:53:24 PM by BertWheeler (Dance and the World Dances With You!)
And for all of you who have been waiting to see if I go there..
I go there.
And now - the punch line.
And for a palate cleanser - I know you've had enough of these nincompoops thinking with the wrong head, so let's change the subject to politics.
Um...nevermind.
It's Palin. Again.
You see, when FOX news ran an embarrassing bit on how Palin can't tell one Administration from another, the Freepers collective head exploded. It was doubly distressing for them as it involved something else close to their shriveled hearts - blue-skying a la Malkin. You see, Palin's weird rant about how the Obamabots were removing "In God We Trust" from our currency to make us easy prey for the Godless Tornadoes turned out to be so unbelievably, stupidly wrong, that even FOX news called her on it.
You've all seen it by now, of course.
Let's go and see how the Freepers are taking: Oh Noes! FOX goes after our Sarah!!
Wups! The FR thread I saved has been pulled! Imagine that!.
However - here's one they missed.
Boycott of FOX
Vanity | 11-06-08 | Veritas 2002
Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 12:07:54 PM by veritas2002
I propose that we punish the FOX Network for its hatchet job on Sarah Palin.
When they quoted her accurately, and then pointed out that she was as full of shit as a Christmas Turkey. Which is what I am calling "a hatchet job" this week.
For one week beginning at 3:00 PM today no one tunes them in. We will demonstrate the power of conservatives when their ratings plummet dramatically.
Will you join me?
1 posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 12:07:55 PM by veritas2002
WOLVERINES!!!!!
To: veritas2002I’m done with Teevee. Let them all go to hell.
4 posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 12:08:56 PM by rom
To: veritas2002
I am with you all the way my friend...i hope FOX goes off the air...hate em now...
5 posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 12:08:58 PM by MountainWomanTo: veritas2002
fauxNEWS - We Distort, You Comply
11 posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 12:10:34 PM by TV Dinners (....there's nothing else to eat)
To: veritas2002
I swear to God, sometimes I think that half the population of Free Republic is Kossaks and DU'ers trying to make wingnuts look crazier than they already make themselves look.
Like those KKK infiltrations that ended of being conposed entirely of L.E. officers from various agencies...
To: veritas2002I began my boycott of Fox election night. They are locked out of my Dish.
33 posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 12:13:03 PM by kittymyrib
However, the pay-per-view porn stays.
To: veritas2002FNC throws its base under the bus, just like Bush did. We’ll see if it works better for them than it did for the RINOs.
I’m in.
38 posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 12:13:46 PM by Thane_Banquo (President George W. Bush, RINO-in-Chief.)
"GerardKempf" tries to herd the lemmings away from the cliff:
To: MountainWomanWhat a bunch of turncoats you are. Don’t like what you hear, let’s boycott. Give me a break. You boycott your family members when they don’t agree with you or say something you don’t want to hear? Hey, don’t watch Fox if you don’t like it, but tossing out boycott is petty
12 posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 12:10:38 PM by GerardKempf (Let's Get Over This)
And for his trouble, gets this:
To: GerardKempf“What a bunch of turncoats you are. Don’t like what you hear, let’s boycott. Give me a break. You boycott your family members when they don’t agree with you or say something you don’t want to hear? Hey, don’t watch Fox if you don’t like it, but tossing out boycott is petty”
And you? You’re happy with letting the media pick your candidates?
Looks like that ‘turncoat’ fits you well.
49 posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 12:15:29 PM by AuntB (The right to vote in America: Blacks 1870; Women 1920; Native Americans 1925)
To: veritas2002Another worthless boycott attempt.
That reminds me - how did that Dunkin Donut Jihad work out for ya?
Brit Hume was the last bastion of real and legitimate news on FNC. He was the last link I had to FNC.
To: veritas2002People should call Hannity at 3pm on his radio and ask him how he fails about the smear and hit job that his network is attempting to do on Sarah, and IS HE going to stand up and defend her against his own news network???
54 posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 12:16:06 PM by LibFreeUSA
Or, alternatively, ring his doorbell and run.
To: veritas2002"For one week beginning at 3:00 PM today"
I don't think it works that way - they don't have a "meter" to tell them how many people are tuning in at any given time.
It's done with "ratings", i.e. surveys...i.e. polls...and we all know how reliable they are.
Yeah! According to the Infallable Rasmussen, Sarah is Vice President, and Hoffman won NY-23!
Well, that's enough for one week - we have another six days to wash all the stupid right outta our hair!
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Great post, Tommy. They're always funny, but this one had a bit more of the terrified impotence and flailing (in more ways than one) lunacy that so characterizes the Modern GOP... :)
Posted by: Scott | November 16, 2009 at 10:00
Ah, there's some serious disconnection from reality here (although when is that ever not the case with the Freeperoonies).
I get the feeling that she could be an ax-murderer of children and they would absolve her if she only just kept on dissin' the gays.
Posted by: montag | November 16, 2009 at 17:03
Well, when I was typing in the various euphemisms for female self-gratification, I knew that Athenae was either going to be laughing hard enough to have an accident, or I was going to get a nasty email from her about lowering the level of discourse at First Draft.
Agonizingly, I'm still waiting for either email.
You think the pic of the Jackhammer Jesus (I swear that's what they call it) was a bit much?
Tommy
Posted by: Tommy T | November 16, 2009 at 17:15
I stopped reading after reading about her 'pro boner' legal representation because I was laughing too hard to continue. Well done.
Posted by: joejoejoe | November 16, 2009 at 20:22
I kind of liked our last political purge, I’m fine with my family values, but I never did like breast implants. On that basis, I hope their agenda fails.
I was once convinced that half of them were actually Tommy T, but he vehemently denied it :).
--Kibitzer
Posted by: Kibitzer 2006 | November 17, 2009 at 01:57