Fuck this sorry motherfucker.
That turkey-necked cocksucker up there, Don Blankenship, is a sorry piece of shit. You're hearing a lot about him in the news lately, because he's the 21st-century equivalent of the 19th-century robber baron. Or the 11th-century baron. Don Blankenship--who, it should be pointed out, is a sorry piece of shit--is responsible for dozens of corpses in his mines, and for polluting the entire goddamned earth anywhere near his mines. He's bought and paid for a good chunk of the politicians and judges in West Virginia, so he gets away with being the complete, sorry piece of shit that he is. He--that is, Don Blankenship--is such a sorry piece of shit that even goddamned Wal-Mart, Pepsi, and fucking Lockheed Martin called him out for being a sorry piece of shit. That's how much of a sorry piece of shit he is--other rich pricks are afraid he's giving away the game by being so obvious about how he, Don Blankenship, is a sorry piece of shit.
Fuck him and everyone who defends him. Forget about him being a shitty human being. He's a sorry fucking excuse for a carbon-based organism. If there was a just and righteous god in this universe, he'd be choking to death on his toxic slurry right now. Instead, he'll go on like he is, and die wealthier than the dreams of avarice.
What a sorry piece of shit.
Nice fucking civilization we've got here.