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May 11, 2010

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Y'know, at some point, you just want to take these fuckers by the lapel and scream at them, in spittle-flecked rage, that YOU FUCKING HAVE TO SELL YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING NUMBNUTTED GOATFUCKER.

I mean, god DAMN. Motherfucking Coke and Pepsi spend a small country's GDP on advertising. Why? Because they see their market shares start to slip if they don't.

Yes, it's ridiculous, but, apparently, without constant reminders, people will begin to forget that Coca-Fucking-Cola exists.

If they'll forget about Coke, motherfucker, they'll forget about anything. Tell people who you are, where you are, and why you're relevant.

Sweet Jesus. These fucks are so similar to the abstinence-only crowd. "This is the way it should be, and people are wrong for doing otherwise!" No, asshole. People are how they are. Deal with reality instead of putting your fingers in your ears and singing meaningless syllables at the top of your voice.

One of the things I put on my 2004 list of Things I've Learned in 20 Years in Newspapers -- and I had some personal insight into this from also having spent about seven years in radio -- was along the lines of: "The smallest daylight-only AM radio station in America probably knows more about marketing itself than does the biggest newspaper." Six years on, I have no reason to think that has changed.

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