I've had a very busy week plus there is so much malakatude out there that I cannot decide. There's one obvious candidate but I don't feel like writing about him but if you'd like to, go for it.
Just remember that malakatude is wankery and not evil. For example, Radtko Mladic, the Butcher of the Balkans, is a villain, not a malaka. Other than that, there are no rules.