Gret Stet Fuhrer wannabe David Duke must be low on cash. How do I know that? He may be running for President in 2012 and every Duke campaign is all about the money.
The rematch involves current GOP candidate, and former Louisiana Governor, Buddy Roemer, the guy who Duke beat out in the 1991 open primary. Duke went on to lose to the King of Bizarro World, Edwin Edwards, the most lovable corrupt politician in American history. The 83 year old Edwards is now free of house arrest and is rumored to be considering doing a reality show with his new 30 something girlfriend. Sounds like a real table flipper of a show to me, y'all.
I swear I am making none of this up. That's the end of today's episode of How Bizarro World Turns.