The only current European leader who is as big a douchebag as the former Prime Minister of Italy is Vladimir Putin. As you can see in the photo above, Putin and my boy Silvio are bosom buddies but Putin is more likely to discuss the size of his muscles than the size of his dick. The Russian strong man takes that moniker literally:
When Vladimir Putin stepped into the ring at Olimpisky stadium in Moscow after a martial arts fight at the weekend, he might have been expecting to bask in the glory of the Russian Fedor Emelianenko's victory over the American Jeff Monson.
Instead, the Russian prime minister appeared to be greeted by a chorus of boos in the packed stadium. As Putin – a judo black belt who revels in performing macho stunts to buoy his popularity – gave a short speech congratulating Emelianenko on his win, jeers could be heard in the background.
Here's the awesome video, which the Kremlin has tried rather feebly to explain away:
I guess it's boo well-known people day here at First Draft but Vladdy baby really had this coming. Even a former KGB man like him can't arrest everyone at that event. Maybe he'll bop off and slaughter some wild animals or something equally manly soon...
Finally, I'd like to thank the boo birds because I've wanted to use Rootin' Tootin' Putin in a post title for years. Spasiba, y'all.