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Lower 9th Ward: March 2006

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    These are stills captured from video shot March 2006 in the Lower 9th Ward of New Orleans specifically the area between N. Claiborne, Florida Ave, Tupelo and Tennessee.

Lower 9th Ward: August 2006

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    These are photos and stills captured from video taken August 2006 of the Lower 9th Ward specifically the area between N. Claiborne, Florida Ave, Tupelo and Tennessee.

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February 22, 2013

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Agh - brought back horrid memories of my selling mine - and our trial went on for months.
We "staged" and staged again, and ( I swear ) watched "Sell This House" religiously.

I finally penned this after one "Clear out and go stand in the park" encounter too many:


SMELL THIS HOUSE!


Tanya: “Well, on this episode of Sell This House, we’re looking at Tommy’s duplex. It’s been on the market for 8 months, and there are only 12 other comparable properties on his block, so why won’t it smell…err, sell?. Let’s look at the videotape, Tommy!

Voice on videotape: “Christ! Did a cow shit in here??”

Tanya: “Ok, with two big dogs and three cats in a 1,190 square foot ½ duplex, I can understand how carpet cleaning and deodorization isn’t going to make a fart in a whirlwind’s worth of difference (sorry, Tommy), so let’s turn to Roger for some ideas. Roger?”

Roger: “Well, we can eliminate some of the pet odor by eliminating some of the pets. BJ, your Bulldog is a cute boy, but he’s gotta go. (Roger produces a large handgun and fires two shots into BJ, looks closely and then fires one more. He looks satisfied) All right! (claps hands together) now while you guys start digging a hole in the backyard, I’ll run to the supply store for some quicklime. Nothing puts off potential buyers like a charnel pit smell in the backyard.

Morrie seems to have made quick work of that bowl of antifreeze I set out, and I’ve already strangled Sunny and Kingsford with the strength in my amazingly-muscled forearms! Precious might be a bit of a problem, as she seems to have disappeared after watching me dispatch Sunny and Kingsford, but moving the furniture in the spare bedroom should take care of that.

Tanya: “See why we call him the miracle worker? You’re amazing, Roger! What a MAN!!” (starts to remove clothes)

Tommy

If I can, I'll share my house-selling karma with you. I have only owned one house. I was the first one to look at it and I made an immediate offer and bought it. When I sold it, nineteen years later, it went to the first person who saw it. Built in bookcases full of books in a house near a university did the trick for me and for our buyers. But I was also very careful about pricing it. Rather than fixing it up, I kept the price down for a quick sale. I might have held out for a better price but hey, no open house, and I was moving overseas. It was listed on Wednesday night and I had a contract by Saturday morning. I also think it helped to have a European buyer - not so fussy about the lack of perfection.

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