I've only seen Duck Dynasty a few times but I know it involves dudes from Monroe, LA will long ZZ Top-style beards. I'm not sure if their fellow Monrovian and frequent FD commenter, Mass, is proud of them but Morrissey clearly is not:
The TV series "Duck Dynasty" is coming between Morrissey and Jimmy Kimmel.
The singer and animal rights activist says he canceled his appearance Tuesday on ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live" because "Duck Dynasty" cast members will be on the talk show.
Morrissey says he can't perform on a show with what he called people who "amount to animal serial killers."
A&E's "Duck Dynasty" reality show follows a Louisiana family with a business selling duck calls and decoys.
A&E did not immediately respond to requests for comment from it and the Robertson family.
A person familiar with the Kimmel show's plans confirmed that Morrissey was to appear. The person lacked authority to discuss the matter publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity.
The person says Morrissey's performance will be rescheduled.
ABC says the Churchill band will perform Tuesday on Kimmel's show but declined comment on the switch.
Morrissey is not known for his sense of humor but he is famous for the tune below so I'll let the humorlessness slide. He may be pompous but he *is* principled:
Hmm, I wonder if his estranged ex-bandmate Johnny Marr will chime in. Probably not, he's too busy slagging off on Prime Minister David (Posh Boy) Cameron.