President Barack Obama’s jaunt to downtown Boston on Wednesday could strike out with the locals.
That’s because the commander in chief will touch down in Beantown on the same day the Boston Red Sox are playing a potential World Series clinching game against the St. Louis Cardinals. And a presidential a motorcade in the heart of the city as crowds flock to Fenway Park is worrying City Hall and local business leaders.
Large sporting events and major political undertakings are foreign to Boston. It's a sleepy little hamlet, unused to the bright lights and bustle of modern life. A presidential motorcade will cause its entire infrastructure to crater.
“We have been in touch with the mayor, who is concerned about the potential impact of these events on the evening commute and afternoon congestion,” wrote Chamber CEO Paul Guzzi. “We wanted to give a head’s up to any Chamber members or other businesses who have workers in the city or may be planning to come into the city, so you can use appropriate discretion in making plans for tomorrow.”
Appropriate discretion! My god, man, can you smell the panic? START CONSERVING WATER NOW. Buy canned goods. Decide which of your household pets you would like to eat first. It will be utter madness.
Tell me about the other major players in Boston who are concerned, POLITICO:
A Republican state lawmaker griped to POLITICO that some local businesses may be forced to shutter during the president’s visit.
“I think it’ll be a disaster,” said state Rep. Bradley Jones, the House minority leader. “We’re undercutting the benefit of having to World Series because they’re closing down part of the city.”
I don't know what the "benefit of having to World Series" is, mostly because I don't speak dick-breath, but "some businesses may have to shutter." Which ones? Big ones? Little ones? Manufacturers? Ice cream parlors? He doesn't say, this Bradley Jones fellow, most likely because his brain is like a Scrabble board tossed in the spin dryer. Or because he has some kind of partisan axe to grind OH WAIT:
Massachusetts House Minority Leader Brad Jones says Romney left the state 'a better place,' says Obama's record 'dismal'
Yeah, can't imagine why Mr. Jones isn't jazzed that Obama's coming to town. By the way, the trip Politico describes as "a jaunt?" Putting me in mind of a Sunday drive in a surrey with the fringe on top?
Obama will point to the success that Massachusetts has had in expanding health care insurance to nearly all of its residents. Obama is also expected to discuss some of the problems with HealthCare.gov, the insurance marketplace that was supposed to work like the Massachusetts Connector.
So nothing important. He should just stay away until the baseball game is over, lest businesses be unable to World Series.